Awesome Smut

For as long as tourists have been saving up for sexy vacations, one of the most appealing and travelled to places for hedonistic pleasure filled holidays has always been Brazil…the sexy sights, sounds, and smells of Rio has enriched many a carnal cruise and lust filled holiday.  The chicks in Knock Out - Everyone Scores [...]

Okay now usually a fever is a bad thing…but for eight times running Nymph Fever 8 shows us that this fever, like the one that Nat King Cole sung of is the kind of fever you want in the morning and all through the night.  It’s a shame that guys with frigid wives and girlfriends [...]

Now if you’re like me you spend wayyyy too much time watching porn and know next to nothing about the upcoming election other than there is a milf named Paladin running for vice-president and because she is hooked up to a guy that’s gotta be older than yoda she will one day become president.  This [...]

If you’re old enough, you probably remember being stuck in traffic many times when you were young watching a train crossing the road…or maybe gazing out the window and seeing one racing alongside the roadway and losing yourself in watching it go clackety clack along the tracks.  Everybody has one favorite part of the train [...]

Ahhh a movie that reminds me of my younger milf-hunting days when as an 18 year old I would tell these women that I was an inexperienced virgin and wanted them to teach me and show me how to be an excellent lover…it worked so many times and probably would work even better nowadays.  The [...]

So it’s that time of the year again when I turn to the darker nature of porn and pull out a bisexual title to review for you folks.  I never know if I’ll luck out and get two hot chicks and a guy all fucking each other, or if it’ll be another guy guy chick [...]

Five or six weeks ago I did a movie review similar to Role Model…I forget what it was called; The probable reason I don’t remember the title is because it wasn’t a memorable movie and fell short of the expectations we have for higher quality porn.  Thankfully even though Role Model follows the same premise [...]

I tell you man, I don’t think it’s ever going to be possible to get too much milf…the glint in their eyes when they’re lusting over some hunky piece of meat combined with their insatiable appetites for anything and everything sexual that they’re totally eager to share with pretty much anyone always manages to stir [...]

Yawn….I knew this was going to happen and that my string of super hot porn viewing was going to come to an end.  At least it was a semi-boring end that made me drift off with dreams of hot chicks instead of some ugly chick movie that made me want to vomit and later give [...]

To be honest the Asian genre of XXX movies has never really held much appeal to me…I can’t quite put my finger on it, but for some reason I just have a hard time getting into it…maybe it’s cos they’re so petite and often have no tits…maybe it’s from too many hours spent stuck behind [...]

People often speak of teens today saying that all these teens want to do nowadays is get high.  Well the teens in The Hi Teen Club 9 aren’t doing any drugs but they sure as hell experience and share ecstasy with the lucky guys that get to experience their frosted slutty charms.  Usually I find [...]

P.O.V. Movies…stands for Point Of View; meaning that if you have a super imagination or if you’re riding the magic carpet ride on a quad of lsd, you can pretend that or view the movie as if you are the guy getting his cock sucked or slamming the chick in the scene.  Perhaps I don’t [...]

Ahhhh English sluts…It’s been too long since I’ve gotten to see one in all out action and if I’ve told you once I’ve told you all a zillion times…’If you want a full-on out there slut…go english’, they’re used to just laying back and thinking of the queen while the average lame limey pumps away [...]

Okay now with a name like Creampie Hunnies you KNOW that this is a series that is either going to totally rock with sizzling slut intensity, or fall flat on it’s face.  Fortunately for us and the movie makers Creampie Hunnies 3 does the former with style and pinache…ok maybe not style and pinache but [...]

Generally to my way of thinking, porn without sex is like a BLT without the bacon…bland and tasteless also leaving you far less than satisfied when finished.  Reach out Touch Me 2 shows me that I shouldn’t be so quick to judge all less than fully hardcore movies as all being the same and not [...]

I don’t know if you’ve ever seen or heard of the series Screw My Wife Please…well they’ve made a shitload of movies where husband and wife couples bring in another guy and have him ram his big cock into the wife while hubby watches or sometimes joins in.  Well.. I’ve watched quite a few of [...]